Burn Baby Burn

Me: My heart hurts.

Mom: It's probably heart burn. Take a drink real fast.
I proceed to sip my DrPepper real fast like I was told.

Mom: That should make you burp and get rid of the heart burn.

Me: All that did was give me freezer burn.

Mom bursts into uncontrollable laughter...

Me: I mean a brain freeze. I knew it had an f and a b in it.